I’m off work.
Nobody better call me.
#mattafact, let me turn off my phone now.
I’m in a good mood.
Titties sitting right. Ass sitting better.
F*** Spanx. I got this.
I’m wearing heels for no reason.
And I don’t care if its 100 degrees outside.
I’m wearing this damn velvet dress.
Who gone check me?
LOL. I have to laugh at what I just wrote.
Hey guys! It’s been a few months since I’ve written an outfit of the day post. I wanted to come on here with something fresh and different. It gets quite boring writing a typical outfit of the day post where I simply state what I’m wearing and fit some awkward words in between so it won’t be short. Idk. I kind of hate small talk.
But I love making up stories and writing poetry, though I barely have a chance to write for fun these days. The only thing I read are essays and the only thing I write are grades. #teacherlife.
I want to make my blogs a little more interesting and engaging, so I thought to add a little sassy story to it. This isn’t the first time I’ve written a blog post like this. I wrote a similar one a few years ago about black heels. Someone complimented me in the comments. Ay!
Anyway, I hope my short story, at the very least, made you smirk.